Tuesday, January 16, 2007

A World of Pain: 3rd Annual Fest Trivia Contest


Donny was a good bowler, and a good man.


1. When Donny’s remains are scattered out of a coffee tin (just because they’re bereaved doesn’t make them saps) what brand of coffee is used?
BONUS: How much would the “modestly priced” urn have cost?

2. Which of the following is not one of Smokey’s “emotional problems”?
a) Being fragile
b) Being a conscientious objector
c) Being in a world of pain
d) Being a pacifist

3. Walter can have a toe, with nail polish, by what time this afternoon?

4. Analogy: Men are to Satyriasis as Women are to:

5. Which of these former U.S. Presidents is not shown or mentioned in the movie?
a) Richard Nixon
b) George H. W. Bush
c) Jimmy Carter
d) Ronald Reagan

6. (2-part) What’s the lead nihilist’s porn name, and what’s his “real” name in the movie?
BONUS: What character did he play in the “Frogger” episode of Seinfeld?

7. Match the following quotes to their originator:

1. “If you will it, it is no dream.”

2. “You look for the person who will benefit and, uh, uh…”
3. “Aitz chaim he”
4. “I am the walrus”

A. V. I. Lenin
B. John Lennon
C. Theodore Hertzl
D. The Ex

8. As The Dude’s swims through the air in his first dream sequence, who is
riding the carpet (excuse me, the rug) in front of him?

9. According to Da Fino (a dick, man, a brother Shamus), Bunny Lebowski is from what state? BONUS: What city?

10. The big Lebowski was given the key to what California city, for his various civic...?

11. Name two places The Dude drinks a White Russian?
BONUS: Within 2, how many does he drink during the entire movie?
12. Way out West, The Dude writes a 69-cent check for a carton of half-and-half. What’s the date on the check?

13. On what road does Walter turn left to get on the bridge, as instructed by the kidnappers? BONUS: What’s actually in the briefcase The Dude is supposed to throw? (No funny stuff.)
a) La Jolla Street
b) Simi Valley Road
c) San Fernando Avenue
d) Pasadena Boulevard

14. At what venue does The Dude’s landlord perform his dance-quintet — you know, his cycle?
a) Crane Jackson’s Fountain Street Theatre
b) Grady Canyon’s Mountain State Theatre
c) The In-and-Out Burger
d) West Hollywood Street Public Theatre

15. How did the big Lebowski lose his legs? (He went out and achieved anyway.)

16. What kind of car does Walter smash?
BONUS: How much does he say it’s worth (depending on the options)?

17. At the beginning of “Gutterballs,” the psychedelic porn starring The Dude and Maude Lebowski, who hands The Dude a pair of bowling shoes?

18. Name up to three things The Dude tells Maude he does for recreation, after performing the physical act of love, or coitus.

19. After rolling their way into the semis, The Dude and Walter are scheduled to play what team? (HINT: They should be pushovers.)
BONUS: What are their full names?

20. How many bones (or clams or whatever you want to call them) does Maude offer The Dude, if he recovers the money from the people he delivered it to?

TIE BREAKER 'On the back, draw your best recreation of Jackie Treehorn’s phone message.

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